Florida Man!

  1.  (*True) Called 911 from a restaurant because his serving size was to small!
  2.  Called 911 because his helpful neighbor mowed his lawn. He claimed the man was mowing it in the wrong direction?! 
  3.  Called 911 when he came home to his goldfish floating upside down in it's fish tank!

Congratulations Margaret Lukey who wins lunch at Pump Jacks Saloon & Steakhouse