Florida Man!
1- Ignores evacuation order for hurricane Irma, telling authorities that he'll be fine as he's fully prepared with a raft and white towel to flag down rescue helicopters in the aftermath!
2- Purchases the last generator at a hardware store, then generously gives it to a fellow shopper who also has to stay and ride out the hurricane to care for her ailing father!
3- Plans to continue with his daughters wedding regardless of the hurricane warnings, telling a local reporter that aunt Irma isn't invited and hurricane news coverage is blown out of proportion and fake news!
Actually...all 3 headlines are true this week!
Congrats Millie Flemming who was 1st caller through and wins lunch at Pump Jacks Saloon & Steakhouse.