Florida Man!

1-Floridan Man is arrested trying to tunnel into a bank vault, but missed his mark and popped up by the Slurpee machine in the 7-11 next door!

2-(*True) Florida Man is arrested trying to steel a car by hot-wiring it, though it still had its keys in ignition!

3-Florida Man is arrested and is horribly sun-burnt, after breaking into a salon and hiding in a tanning bed that was left on!

Congrats Bob Moule!