1- An elderly Florida Man asks police to test his cocaine, suspecting he bought a bad batch! He's to appear in court next week.
2- After trying to start his house on fire, a Florida man then steals the fire truck! Fortunately he was caught after a short police chase.
3- (*TRUE) Florida man argues with police after being pulled over, that he wasn't and doesn't drink and drive, only at red lights and stop signs!
Congrats Glen Wilson who wins lunch at Pump Jacks Saloon & Steakhouse!