Florida Man!
1- Florida man running in local politics, was shocked & embarrassed in a heated debate, when it was revealed to him that indeed Florida was a state & not a country as he'd always believed!
2- (*True) Florida celebrity claims Florida is no weirder than anywhere else!
3- Florida man dressed in white tank-top & board shorts, hopped on a moving train to capture a stunt for YouTube. The train was travelling northbound and didn't stop until St. Louis, where it was -5 Fahrenheit. He was almost frozen at the time of his arrest!
Congratulations John Henrion who wins lunch at Pump Jacks Saloon & Steakhouse!