Florida Man!
1)-After years of hearing strange noises under his bed, a Florida man is surprised to find a massive alligator nesting at night under his stilted everglades home!
2)- After years of hearing strange noises in his closet, a Florida man is surprised to find a giant tarantula had been living in his underwear drawer!
3) (*True)-After years of hearing strange noises in his attic, a Florida man is surprised to find a massive boa constrictor had been living just above his family's heads!
Congrats: Margaret Lukey